jimmy jacked

To screw something up or when something isfucked up.
I done jimmy jacked my leg jumpin' off that damn horse. or That whole situation is so Jimmy Jacked, what a bunch of fools.
by Tonya and April October 25, 2005
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jack twist

The maneuver wherein, while preparing to engage in sexual behavior, the male partner of the couple suddenly turns his partner around and proceeds to penetrate him/her anally. Usually used with "the ol'" in front of it, as below.

This is derived from the name of the character in the film "Brokeback Mountain" on whom this maneuver was performed.
"He made her think he was after some oral, but he gave her the ol' jack twist!"

"Ennis wasn't about to blow him, so he gave that cowpoke the ol' jack twist."
by LemonSawdust April 30, 2006
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nigger jacked

to be physically muscular without working out a day in your life.
my cousin is so nigger jacked.
by poppaboner February 16, 2008
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Jack In a Crack

Jack In The Box- A fast food restaraunt.
Man. I'm hunry! Let's eat at Jack In a Crack.
by gundamNIT January 16, 2003
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pre-jack

To jack pre a sexual encounter as to prolong erection and performance.
Fap, fap, fap - I'm getting sex tonight.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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jack daniels

Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.
Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
by bobdole September 08, 2003
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Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
by shoelessloons September 19, 2010
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