Zayne is not your ordinary guy! In fact he is everything but ordinary. At first he makes it seem as if he is a decent human being, but don’t be fooled! Zayne is the worst man to encounter, for reasons such as;
-Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines!
-He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!!
-He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL!
-He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one!
-3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine!
TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE
side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!
-Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines!
-He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!!
-He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL!
-He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one!
-3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine!
TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE
side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!
Did you hear about that Zayne guy? He completely screwed over his gf’s life and even threatened her! He’s so violent and mean. At least he knows how to roll a joint.
by seiwwa February 10, 2023
Get the Zaynemug. by Pull a Zayne September 10, 2019
Get the Pull a zaynemug. An incredibly talented and kind person who cares about others more than themselves. They're crazy talented, especially in singing, and will charm others with their beauty. They're truly the best person to sit down and have a deep conversation with. They're very wise and are good listeners.
A - Do you know who Zayn is?
B - Of course, he's the person that makes me feel at home, makes me feel like I'm loved and accepted. I wish I could meet him someday.
B - Of course, he's the person that makes me feel at home, makes me feel like I'm loved and accepted. I wish I could meet him someday.
by dragonscalesss November 23, 2021
Get the Zaynmug. by Chef_Curry3000000 May 21, 2023
Get the Zaynmug. by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023
Get the Zayne Johnmug. Zayn Javadd Malik: the hottest man alive
Zayn is the best human being to ever exist
He is so wonderfully perfect and I would like to die for him in the most dramatic way possible
His voice sounds like it was taken right out of an angel’s throat and given to him
Zayn is also used as verb, meaning leaving
The reason for that is him, leaving one direction on the 25th of march in 2015
Zayn is the best human being to ever exist
He is so wonderfully perfect and I would like to die for him in the most dramatic way possible
His voice sounds like it was taken right out of an angel’s throat and given to him
Zayn is also used as verb, meaning leaving
The reason for that is him, leaving one direction on the 25th of march in 2015
by I love Zayn August 7, 2022
Get the Zaynmug. by zaynnss October 16, 2022
Get the zaynmug.