woof woof

when the dick is too good

“woof woof” while getting hit from the back*

by doggyfluzie27283 September 17, 2021

Woof

The perfect emotion for all situations

‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’

by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021

woof

Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).

She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...

by anthropolojizzt June 16, 2021

Woof

Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.

This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.

Amber: I just got with a grenade

Jess: oh woof better luck next time

Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!

Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg

by Woof master June 17, 2021

Woof

Woof

Woof woof

by URhuhvbu hb bub bu. buubbbbuhi July 6, 2021

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

Woof

Woof means to get going. To do something important. I just got a new watch that was woof.

Woof.Bling bling , important, relevant,

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022