Woof

An expression of agreement and even sarcastic adherence, in response to a statement or quasi command. (Slang | colloquial). Often in text or i-message format, and less so irl/in person.

Defined: a dog-like expression, to agree, in sarcasm, with a statement made in jest or even somewhat patronizingly. Text: "That was a really good parallel parking."

Response: "Woof! I try. But thanks."

by Echo_Bravo_ January 16, 2023

woof trap

A “mark” jacuik an asshole straight up bastard !

“That bastard woof trap I knew he couldn’t wheelie”

by Stomper May 17, 2021

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018

woof

something you say when things are not going great.

person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.

by phynneas February 28, 2022

dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.

You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!

by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022

woof

context and tone based word, typically used to provide further opinion on a subject

often replaced with :
woah
slay
damn
eww

oh woof, this song is insane
woof- look who just showed up

by backseatt July 10, 2025

woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark

"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof

by Goou December 1, 2019