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witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF
Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!
by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006
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Witness Ikah

Friend 1: wow, witness Ikah is so cool
by A Man called Witness February 10, 2021
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Witnesses

Oh I have witnesses. That's why I said "Go ahead and take me to court for defamation". Because if the people around me are aware of what happened there they will be forced to either let me go down for something that THEY KNOW is the truth.
Iam "I have witnesses. The one who calls me his best friend alluded to the fact that he didn't want want to pick sides (in the same way you all talk to me) and one of the people he introduced me to admitted to doing it in front of both of us. I even have family who are likely aware of it. They will either tell the truth or they'll lie. If they tell the truth I win. If they lie I don't have a family or friends. They are happy to exist in this limbo where just don't want to talk about it or give me anything I can use but I hate each and every one of them for it. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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embarrassed witness

A witness who saw someone else do something which embarrassed that person and also feels embarrassed for having witnessed what took place and knowing that the person who committed the embarrassing action, or to whom the embarrassing thing happened, saw the ( usually sole ) witness.
Seeing the woman commit a mistake made me feel like an embarrassed witness.
by but for February 8, 2018
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lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.
All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.
by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019
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Silent Witness

1: An individual who witnesses a crime who does not speak up out of the fear that either their family or themselves may be attacked in retaliation for speaking up
2: An individual who reports a crime, who chooses to remain anonymous when doing so to avoid being identified and forced to testify about the crime
A silent witness just reported the murder of an unidentified person on Montuyoc Avenue.
by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021
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JeHOEvah's Witness

The act of observing an overly religious male or female sexually satisfying an individual upon a moving bike.
Person A: Dude, did you see Kevin bought himself a brand new bike?
Person B: Yeah, I saw him and some other dude today riding it while walking to school and became a JeHOEvah's Witness.
by RonaldoLamborghiniToughTitty October 16, 2020
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