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west pac widow

Originally a women whose husband is at sea on a wetpac (western pacific) cruise for 6-9 months with the US Navy. Now more liberally applied to any women whose husband is at sea any where for any amount of time.
"Hey Joe! Wanna a hot date tonight? There a bunch of westpac widows down at the Silver Saddle!"
by River Rat September 8, 2005
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bl@ck widow

when the guy ejaculates into the girl's mouth, she tells him to close his eyes, puts the contents from her mouth into her hand and tells him to open his eyes and throws the contents in his face.. and the girl hits his genitals and flees
Johnny got bl@ck widowed by and last night and had a taste of his own.
by elle b March 3, 2008
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Black Widow

The girlfriend who causes their boyfriend to become a whipped man (a man who is controlled by their girlfriend).
My girlfriend's such a black widow, she got mad at at me when I kissed my mom!
by procrastinating pro June 21, 2016
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hockey widow

A woman who is married to (or dating) a man who is so obsessively involved with hockey that it keeps him away from home (or he is hardly seen at home).
Jennifer becomes a hockey widow every year during the hockey season because Justin is the coach of the town's Bantam hockey team.
by Reeltreble January 25, 2009
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white widow

A particually potent variety of marijuana which gets me sufficiently cained.
"This roundabout just enhances the potency of the joint"
by e May 16, 2004
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Blue Widow

A strain of marijuana that does NOT have crack in it. This strain was developed by Dinafem Seed Company and is a cross between Blueberry and White Widow. It is now grown legally in Oregon.
That Blue Widow is smooth and is more of a body high than a head high.
by CygnusFTK February 11, 2015
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Boy Scout Widow

The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.
woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
by BoyScout'sGirl January 20, 2011
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