weeping will-hoe

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.

"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."

by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014

Weepeet

A awesome person who is an artist,rapper,singer,and very funny.they are down to Earth and they make ur day. That person is also very hot
Also a way to say I like you without the oter person knowing

That kid Caleb is weepeet!

I weepeet you to infinity and beyond

by Thatgurl12 July 21, 2014

Weepturbating

Jerking off using your own tears as lube

Eric was so sad about being rejected by Samantha that he went home and spent the night weepturbating.

by findingthree July 24, 2015

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

weeping rhino

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.

dude, Me and Melissia did the Weeping Rhino last night.

by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017

weemb

Like a womb, but instead of containing an infant, it contains a filthy fucking weeaboo.

Pregnant lady: Doctor, I've been hearing anime songs coming from my abdomen, and I have constant cravings for instant ramen noodles. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, but it looks like your womb has become a weemb.

by weebmaster69 May 7, 2017

wemp

Derogatory term for a Beta internet troll
Derived from a combination of "wimp" (connoting Beta) and "welp" (connoting internet sub-culture)
Denotes a male; usually young, and usually in a dark basement with only a computer screen as light; usually taking out internal rage about being Beta by passive aggressively trolling web boards.

"There are three main types of Trump enthusiasts: (1) old bigots (2) self-loathing housewives (3) alt-right wemps."

by eironeios June 13, 2018