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Gully washer

After anal sex with your fat boyfriend there is such a copious amount of blood,shit and semen that a pressure washer is required to clean up the mess.
Goddam fred-you’re gonna need a gully washer for that ass.
by RingedHog August 19, 2021
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Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
mugGet the Obama washermug.

Ball Washer

Shut your ball washer fat boy.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
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ball washer

Bill won't shut up; he's been running his ball washer all day.
by Beaglebitch May 28, 2018
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Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}
by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023
mugGet the Washer Bungmug.

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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Twaddle Washer

Fek aff ya wee twaddle washer! English translation: Fuck off you little dick sucker!
by Caledonian_Spirit September 3, 2017
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