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Sexual Intercourse

When a naked man inserts his penis into a naked women's vagina. The man thrusts deeply and the women makes groaning noises until the man's penis becomes erect and exrets a white liquid called semen.
We had sexual intercourse last night and I went so deep.
by Coral numbers January 27, 2017
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Wexual Wintercourse

*Note: In this article, a wenis does not necessarily have to belong to a male, about 100% of women have wenises as well, and vice versa for men having waginas. However, to properly engage in wexual wintercourse, one wenis and one wagina (or more for added pleasure) must identify as male/female to avoid confusion and getting AIDS.

Wexual Wintercourse can be defined as the intriguing and often taboo'd act of inserting/grinding/rubbing a male wenis (outside elbow) into a female wagina (inner elbow), causing one or both partners to scream out in pleasure, horror, satisfaction, etc. When the wenis is unprotected, wexual wintercourse most commonly results in the production of wabies , unwanted elbow babies.

Wexual wintercourse can also be stimulated by two male wenises rubbing/bumping/scratching their wenises together, who are commonly known in the field of elbow studies as Womosexuals.

Wesbianism is another common term used to describe two female waginas grinding/itching/tearing away at each other's inner elbows. The sad, usually alone and desperate individuals who engage in this activity are known as Wesbians
1. Wenis: I don't have any cantaloupe left in the house, wanna have wexual wintercourse?

Wagina: Sure!

2. Wenis: My feet are itchy, will your wenis pleasure me?

Other wenis: Absolutely!

3. Wagina: Unf unf unf unf

Other wagina: ...
by GleekyGaga September 12, 2011
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Canine Intercourse

To fuck off at work!And working just enough not to get rode, by your boss.
Hey dude! How was work to day? You know I was just having canine intercourse.
by Mexican Cobra April 2, 2008
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shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.
"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"
by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009
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Mac Intercourse

The act of Bluetooth fornacation between two or mor Mac laptops to "swap" data.
"Heh Bob, do you use protection during Mac Intercourse?"
"Na, I pretty much just fornacate anyones network to get my data"
"Heh thats how you spread virusus!"
"Eh stop being such a fucking PC!"
by R. Sepulveda June 23, 2009
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Dexual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.
It was a great day until I walked in my boss having dexual intercourse in MY office!
by Ben "Dingo" F. July 1, 2008
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sexual intercourse

it is called sex people sex not sexual intercourse
last night i put my dick in her vagingin that is sex or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE as you called it
by rasadas April 13, 2008
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