Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.

I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.

by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022

vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023

vicarium

An addiction to experiencing extreme instances of human accidents, war, horror, torture, or other depravity you wouldn't do or want to be caught up in through videos or articles.

I was on an extreme website watching messed up car wrecks to sate my vicarium.

by Deiradinn April 20, 2023

vibha menon

The most beautiful and fantastic person you've ever met. Typically not very short and has the best personality out there. Vibha menons either have a cat and a dog or none.

Damn, my girlfriend is vibha menon!

by NotAhaan July 29, 2023

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

A Victa

Taken from the Victa 2-stroke lawn mower which was invented in Australia in 1951.

A man who blows his load cums too quickly.

Carol: "How was your Tinder date last night?"
Janet: "He was hot, but a bit of a Victa"

by SnowyAvalanche December 1, 2019

Good Night Vicar

If someone has died or had a close call with death it is to be used.

It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.

It was good night vicar for him after that accident.

by jdi0093113 February 5, 2010