Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Valton

Albanian hustler, living with two birds...

Look there's a Valton!

by Pheedlz September 29, 2011

Vaultsman

One offering cutting-edge secure storage, often one of great wisdom and financial promise.

"Wow that fellow's wrinkled, but nevertheless tucked-in shirt, slacks, and old runners certainly to give that man an air of industry. Who is that?"

"Why, that's our resident Vaultsman!"

by slavetothevaults October 15, 2011

vanilla vulture

vanilla vulture

"bruh did you see that vanilla vulture earlier?"
"the mayo monkey?"
its a way to describe imbecile white people who support trump :)

by eyeiris October 26, 2020

vailtude

the premise that everyone not living within the Vail Valley is not worthy.

Vailtude: "Can you believe those Bohemians living on the Front Range coming up here and thinking that they can be like us?"

by Squirrel2 December 3, 2013

Turkey Vulture

A cougar past her prime, still on the hunt, but unable to bring down faster and wilier prey like the cubs she hunted during her prime. The turkey vulture is more reliant on incapacitated prey, akin to carrion, to feed her hunger for meat.

Are you kidding? She is twenty years past cougar, she's a turkey vulture.

by jewelsy April 21, 2011

Gossip Vulture

When a gossip vulture see's someone upset they will swoop in to see whats wrong. A person is only a gossip vulture is they do not speak to or even like the person who is upset. They will try and get the gossip through whatever means possible and then spread it.

*Gossip Vulture* ZOMG they are sad. i must know whats going on.
*sad person* go away i dont wanna speak about it
*Gossip Vulture* you know you can speak to me
*sad person* okay well....
Gossip Vulture walks off and goes to another group
*Gossip Vulture* ZOMG guess what...

by sargeman16 January 26, 2010