Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
...
you taking ya time child
...
okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
...
thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

...

now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3

spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)

by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020

Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit

After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam

by chocobrocco April 13, 2021

organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

slinging toothpaste

To ejaculate from masterbation

“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”

by Michael Handy October 1, 2022

Kentucky Toothpaste

When one covers one’s member with egg and a flour dredge, then covering the exterior with listerine mint strips.

Jace: Hey man how’ve you been?
Brandon: I hooked up with this freak last night and she wanted to try some Kentucky Toothpaste

by J_munney April 15, 2025