catch me in traffic

You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.

Bitch, catch me in traffic.

by shelly01 August 31, 2006

Traffic Jam Hips

(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.

Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.

by Shizzon November 7, 2008

Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

CHILD TRAFFICKING

Trafficking of children is a form of human trafficking and is defined by the United Nations as the "recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring, and/or receipt" kidnapping of a child for the purpose of slavery, forced labor and exploitation.1:Article 3(c) This definition is substantially wider than the same document's definition of "trafficking in persons".1:Article 3(a) Children may also be trafficked for the purpose of adoption.

ALEX: hEY BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON?
ANON: YEAH BRO I DID, THE ONE WHERE THEY HAD 16 NIGERIAN CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT?
ALEX: 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOR THE CHILD TRAFFICKING

by NotAPedophile42069 August 6, 2020

trafficulty

anything along a route which causes or has the potential to cause a late arrival.

"I apologize for being late, there was some trafficulty on the Tollway".

by THE Original Termite® October 27, 2012

traffic cuts

Traffic cuts is when a motorist, either stuck behind a wreck or is unable to merge before their lane ends, who then either speeds up and cuts you off; or sits with their front end in your lane, turn signal on, forcing other drivers to either let the asshole "take cuts" or drive around them.

"Did you just see that asshat take traffic cuts in front of that school bus? Hopefully the diver got his license plate and is dialing 911 right now."

by wpb6969 September 7, 2013

traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 6, 2013