Con-txting

The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.

Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009

toying

Act of playfully batting minds around like a catnip filled toy in a petshop window for one's own amusement. See also: toylette

The Ultimate Postwhore at forums.eHacked.com is toying with everyone just to watch the ensuing mayhem with sadistic glee.

by damondrone March 10, 2005

Totin'

When African American slaves were emancipated in 1865 the women took jobs as domestics in White homes well into the 20th century. They would cook enough food so as to have enough to take home to their own families. This is referred to as Totin' Toting According to Merriam Webster Online its etymology is as follows "probably from an English-based creole; akin to Gullah & Krio tot to carry, of Bantu origin; akin to Kikongo -tota to pick up, Kimbundu -tuta to carry
Date: 1677"

Aunt Phoebe and other women in the neighborhood were totin' on Thanksgiving day.

by Alva Moore Stevenson June 12, 2008

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

Totin

A word describing ones high level of contentedness.

"Yo i'm so content right now"
"I feel you dog i'm totin"

by VascularMeatPipe December 21, 2017

toking

Doing your theory of knowledge homework, possibly while blitzed out of your skull. Usually it's used as an excuse to sound hard.

Tyrone: yo chek out sizz's away msg
Tyrone: doo say he toking, but he don smoke shytt
Alfred: naw man he's just doing his homework
Tryone: that fgt trying to sound all hard
Alfred: foreal.
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Sizzle: dude i'm so high
Tyrone: shut tha fuck up sizz
Alfred: go to hell sizz.

by H Fizzzz December 6, 2006

tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

by geirb March 29, 2008