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Tindership

When a guy meets you on Tinder but wants the girlfriend experience without actually committing to you.
"Jonathan likes me to sleep over, cook together and watch a movie at home before we fuck, we are definitely in a Tindership"
by SeeFishBee September 29, 2014
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Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015
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Tinder ghost

Someone who keeps reappearing on Tinder no matter how many times you swipe them left or right.
John (Showing his smart-phone): "Dude, check out this Tinder babe."
George: "She's a Tinder Ghost. I've seen her like 20 times."
by pesevenghi July 7, 2015
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turn-ticker

A mechanical device used in a car to signal to other motorists what direction you will take when changing lanes or turning. Commonly known as a"turn signal".
Fritz was driving down the road and was going to turn right onto the next street so he flipped his right turn-ticker on.
by tblsetters September 25, 2013
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upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"
The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.
by montez May 8, 2003
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Free Thinker

a) One who relies solely on themselves to make judgments based on their own perception of the world rather than blindly accepting what is told or implied by an outside influence, which is usually some kind of authoritarian figure.

Usually associated with non-conformists...
Very few people in this world have realized that they have access to and the ability to perform independent thought. While everyone has the ability, only the free thinker uses it, because he knows what he wants.
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tinder

A mobile phone app to get free STDs and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.
Dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street.
by manee September 25, 2014
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