Ego Seismic Thinking

WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.

Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!

Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!

Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.

by ASBAANMONOLOGUE June 21, 2012

What’s Pi Thinking?

When the irrational number π is paranoid or petrified that some radical elements of the mathematical brethren might conspire together to promote other mathematical constants like e and 𝛷 in gracing the pages of reputable math journals on a regular basis.

A few notable constants have discreetly approached some Fields medalists (the equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics) in their dreams by revealing to them some of their sexy numerical and geometric secrets after hearing leaked news of “what’s pi thinking?”

by Fasters August 13, 2022

TheInklingBro

a 13 year old who loves his private region, and Minecraft

I won to TheInklingBro 24-0 in Fortnite playground

by FortniteFan368 October 30, 2018

Thinking with portals

When you use portals in a clever way.

you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

by croppers April 25, 2010

The Thinking Cap

When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it

Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap

by Ason J Nderson A May 15, 2010

Thinking

When you think about someone and you get really horny

My boyfriend is so hot, i'm thinking so hard rn

by boopsboopsinabucket December 8, 2020

thinkbigwedo

The charade of an institution trying to make itself seam more eco-friendly in an attempt to boost their image, without actually doing anything.

The university of Rhode Island used thinkbigwedo by pretending to care about the environment and having energy efficiency "competitions" between dorms, when really nothing happens.

by environementally hostile December 18, 2008