Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

Turbanator

Patbrick the Turbanator is a cool awesome and powerful god who can control time and shoot bricks out of his hands

ayo turbanator over there you mah dude

by TheBananaFactory September 29, 2021

Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024

Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".

Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Turban Stuffing

When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban

I heard Frank was turban stuffing a prostitute

by Lulz Pack a punch December 30, 2020

Topsy-turban

When a transport truck flips over on the highway.

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"

by anonymous October 29, 2025