When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
by Nsla July 3, 2016
Get the muppet neckingmug. The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.
by Lisa January 25, 2005
Get the pube muppetmug. "the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"
by -30- May 17, 2005
Get the muppet peltmug. A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.
by L. Awknad March 10, 2005
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