me clogs are going round

Ya thinking of something in ya head

Ah mate give me a minute me clogs are going round

by Bennyboiiii October 7, 2020

Clogged

Full of cum, cum dumped

Haha that’s ok I expect the character to be thoroughly clogged

by TR077 December 24, 2022

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024

Clog

When you have no money for fast food Delievery to your door and you utilise overdrawing your bank account

Just clog it and enjoy the dinner

by Mr Bertha December 15, 2022