issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.

guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over

by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008

shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009

Replacement issues

The feeling of being replaced or being turned away for someone else

When you are with your friends my replacement issues are bad because you ignore me for them

by winterxxx April 2, 2021

take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.

You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.

by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017

Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ishhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.

Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"

by calculatorlol July 12, 2021

pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms

Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma January 10, 2018