tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

chicken tender

chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater

I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!

by coffeehouse November 15, 2021

tender tits

When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.

Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.

by Period probs October 29, 2013

tender-trash

People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.

"Should we sail to Mansion House Bay?" "Nah, it will be full of tender-trash this weekend"

by Ivan W January 12, 2008

Ass Tenders

refers to a healthy and beautiful ass. see J Lo's ass.

That J Lo has such Ass Tenders!

by MrDax73r November 7, 2004