Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016
Get the tallahassee tenderizermug. by Tol Fin February 25, 2008
Get the Tender Crispedmug. I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!
by coffeehouse November 15, 2021
Get the chicken tendermug. a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley May 8, 2014
Get the tuna tendermug. by Period probs October 29, 2013
Get the tender titsmug. People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.
by Ivan W January 12, 2008
Get the tender-trashmug. by MrDax73r November 7, 2004
Get the Ass Tendersmug.