Teletard

Classification #7: Those in denial of using :| or ;|.

Classification #8: Those that think words like pie, beans, pot noodles are random, or just use the word random at an inappropriate time.

Classification #9: These are the ones that think they have won an argument by repeating the same sentence over, and over again, usually they are in an argument because of their idiocy.

Teletard is made up by Scott & Dan from Habbo Hotel UK.
Our Habbos are;
Dan: Myndflow, Zummi, zumos etc. you'll know who he is :)
Scott: Severe, Manowar, Dainty, GunsNRoses, Evergrey and so on.

Dan: You are classified as Teletard #1 automatically for using :|
Teletard: but I dont use it!
Dan: You've used it once.
Teletard: 1nce, wow ;|!
Scott: Twice! Since your time in this room.
Teletard: oh whatever i know im not a teletard;| bye
Scott&Dan: *laugh*

Teletard: lol today i ate sum pie, yumm pie, pie is so randum
Scott: RNDM
Dan: BEANZ
Teletard: I fink peas r randum xD
Scott: Either disconnect your keyboard, get the fuck out of this room, or get the fuck off this hotel until you learn English correctly.
(teletard in the back): well she was random ;/
Dan: Get fucked.

Scott&Dan: Hahahaha, Teletard, type something.. possibly your favorite smiley, and insults.. and type a long sentence.
Teletard: Um ShutUp U N00b ;|
Scott&Dan: Just what we needed, you're a fucking Teletard.
Teletard: Whatever N00b ;|
Scott: Hahahahaha! twice!
Teletard: n00b ;|
Dan: Repetitive..
Teletard: Whatever ;|
Scott: Anything better to say?
Teletard: R U Both Retarded? :|
Dan: As if he's just called us retarded.
Scott: Hahaha, smell da ironi lyk.
Teletard: Whatever Ur Both Retarded I Win Bye ;|

by Scott Dainty September 15, 2008

teletubby

an obese person that likes men, a fat person who is gay

barney is really a teletubby.

by billyz0914 November 21, 2007

teletrumpter

A screen or script that provides meaningless, trivial ideas.

The President, reading from a teletrumpter, did little to unify the country after the tragedy.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Teletubby

yes. splendid.

Don’t you like the weather today.... Teletubby?

by shrekzbigtoe May 9, 2020

done-ternet

One who has reached the end of the Internet.

Im done-ternet now. I have seen it all and have reached the end of the Internet.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

teletrash

Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.

The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"

by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006

Teletonken

The German way of saying telephone.

"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"

by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009