morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 2, 2010

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011

toffer

A stupid aristocratic person (combination of toff + tosser).

That David Cameron is such a toffer. No wonder he became leader of the Tory Party.

by Aliszka February 15, 2009

Teffeljoerissen

Dutch phrase to describe you are literally or figuratively throwing something negligently, carelessly and without any real interest from one place to another.

Dan teffeljoerissen we die translations er gewoon hardcoded in.

by arianagrande69 February 12, 2021

teffen

A funny guy who likes memes a lot and always gets distracted and plays a lot of Minecraft. He is also insane in a good way.

I need to ask a teffen to send me a specific meme.

i need to play Minecraft with a teffen, I want to get better.

by thsiismeee May 25, 2021

toffeechips

An amazing person to know and to love. Self proclaimed musical genius.

Lover of Tubgirl and a few sheep

Toffeechips and I were watching Rock and Roll Jeopardy the other day. That guy is like a regular Encyclopedia full of musical knowledge.

by toffeechips September 28, 2004