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Ted Cruise

A vacation you take while your constituents haven’t had power, water or heat, and are freezing to death.
by Graydayson February 18, 2021
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ted leo and the pharmacists

Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.
by Hannah November 29, 2004
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Ted Cruz

Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's
"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "
by TheIllusionist June 6, 2016
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Ted Cruz

Accidentally liking/sharing a porn post on social media.
"Ah man, I just pulled a Ted Cruz with that MILF stepmom video.
by TeddyCruzZodiac June 3, 2019
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Ted Cruz

An alien trying to pass itself off as human.
"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Ted Cruz syndrome

Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.
Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.
by Everyone hates Ted Cruz May 21, 2021
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