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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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Unfair Technicality

An unfair technicality is where someone loses by eleven or more points, but still claims that they could have won if one minor thing changed.
He got twelve misses in the rhythm game and called it an accident that was caused by a minor miscalibration of a button press, but I'd say that's an unfair technicality.
by ThatOneGuyUhhhWhatsHisName April 30, 2024
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Meta-Technic

* The idea that technology has progressed or become “meta” to be what is commonly considered to be technology. A clear example being A.I. and its independent, self directed evolution, regardless of the influence or lack thereof by its creators.

* The idea that due to the ever increasing technological progress in a short time span, ideas of “Modernity” and “Postmodernism” no longer accurately describe the current setting of the world.

* The idea that technological advancement will increase in such complexity that it will be indistinguishable from the biological and organic world in which it takes place.
“Dude, ChatGPT is getting so good, I’m worried it’s gone Meta-Technic.
by Gily September 21, 2025
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A high school in Cape Cod, MA (not to be confused with Upper Cape Tech) where students learn in technical studies alongside their academic studies. The place recently had a facelift after the new building was constructed in 2020.

Typically abbreviated to CCT or CCTHS, alternatively shortened as Cape Cod Tech or just Cape Tech.
1: Hey, where are you graduating from?

2: Cape Cod Technical High School, I'll be going into the industry instead of collage.
1: Sweet, I hope ya make a bit of cash on the job.
by WeegeeCool April 15, 2023
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Dauphin County Technical School

Dauphin County Technical School, in Dauphin County, PA. It is a great school for learning a trade. However, some trades have the worst people. First, any shop that deals with cars have literally the most jackass, disrespectful, cocky, “tough” dudes on the planet. If you’re friends with someone in Diesel… then they are probably going to talk shit behind your back and flex how many engines they put in cars or flex how “bigger” they are to you. There are some good people but most of em can eat the shit my dogs leave on the backyard. If you had year 2018-2021 half of that shop thought they we’re tough shit. Some probably still are in 2021. Other shops like medical has some of the hottest bitches in that shop. Drafting & Design Technology has one of the nicest and coolest draft teacher. His name is Mr. Winton. Most of the kids in any kind of digital art shop has the weirdest kids and even racist ones. Overall, it is a great school if u want further education and get into a college. They also offer military by having a officer near a booth for you to sign up for, which is a great way of getting into the service. Every shop has their own ways of doing homework. Some shops have no meaning for homework, some do. Go to Dauphin County Technical school if u want a better education
Employer: “where did u go to school at?”

You: “Dauphin County Technical School”

Employer: “Seems like you went through a lot. Also, I heard the Diesel kids are terrible… but you got the job!”
by Anonymous27582914 September 21, 2021
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Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.
1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.
by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011
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