type 7

A watery shit, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid.
As defined by Bristol Stool Chart

After all that booze and that dodgy kebab last night, a type 7 was inevitable this morning

by jtevezl May 17, 2011

Mood-typing

The way someone types messages that gives a clear message to their current mood or feeling.

Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.

by lsuser04 January 23, 2007

two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

by Vizoneski February 6, 2017

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

Ramble Typing

When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."

Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...

by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010

Type-a-like

Similar to, referring to; another idea or object.

This book is type-a-like that other book in our 4th grade class.

by Bird_Skull June 27, 2016

Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

by Gipple December 24, 2012