nigger sympathy

When you sympathize with blackies. I.e. not whipping them and feeling sorry for them.

"Hey did you go to the Black Lives Matter march?"
"Fuck no, I don't have nigger sympathy."

by NegroHomosexual March 17, 2017

yahoudi sympathizer

When you kiss, get head, or fuck a Jew.

OMG did you see Homam kiss that jew? He's a yahoudi sympathizer.

by benoitbarnes December 9, 2008

sympathy

Sympathy is to compassion what phoniness is to authenticity. Sympathy is a fake coin. "There, there, it'll be all right". It is cheap, easy, sentimental and most often lacks sincerity. When someone has taken ill, lost his job, gotten injured or some other mishap, it is often at their own hands, through stupidity, in attentiveness or self destructive inclinations. They will then ask for sympathy, in other words, they want a free pass so they can go out and fuck up some more - this time with your blessing. It is co-dependent behavior, at best. Now, if you want to really support someone, you'll offer compassion and honesty. When sympathy shows up, honesty usually flies out the window, as they are most often wholly incompatible. Hence the popular quip, you'll find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilus. It is worse than offering nothing at all.

Please don't ask me to sympathize with you after you pulled a knife on your girlfriend and she dumped you.

When my friend had a heart attack, he was completely uninterested in constructive suggestions such as staying hydrated and eating healthier, he just wanted sympathy.

by Psychokitty June 6, 2016

Sympathy Spewer

Someone who will puke if they see someone else throwing up.

"My son threw up the other day, it would've been easy to clean up, but his friend is a sympathy spewer and it went everywhere"

by flexybob May 15, 2009

Sympathy Hunger

When someone around you is hungry and thus you get hungry as well.

I know I just had a bucket of fried chicken but knowing that you're starving is giving me sympathy hunger. Let's order a pizza!

by BenBennnnn November 24, 2009

Sympathapity

Something taken on someone who does not quite require pity, but is above simpe sympathy. A friend has been rejected by a person you like, and you don't really sympathize with them, but don't want to take on full pity, so you use sympathapity.

Joel was rejected by Martin, so i gave her the best sympathapity I could offer

by Sacred Wasteland March 15, 2011

Sympathendance

When you attend a shitty band's show out of sympathy for the band members that you happen to be friends with.

"Why were you at that indie show last night? That shit sucks!"

"Hey man, don't judge me. It was just sympathendance."

by Black Jack Stroker October 8, 2011