stumbler

It truly is a fat fucking cone.

"He romped me a stumbler and I was on my ass."

by Diego September 4, 2003

stubble gut

Painful contraction of muscles of the body which leads to frequent loose or liquid bowel movements.

Upon his arrival home, Antonio's dad did not have time to talk to Christoper Novation as he had a bad case of stubble gut.

by googling hoogling October 20, 2008

Stumblesploiter

When a website is classified under most categories, when they do not apply to it.

Neopets.com is a stumblesploiter, as it is classified under most, if not all, stumbleupon categories.

by MatthewJA April 24, 2009

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.

Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...

by Johny Girth August 6, 2010

Stumblehome

The act of getting intoxicated and walking home.

I was too drunk to drive, so Steve and I pulled the ol' stumblehome.

by switchblade jake August 15, 2010

stubblestache

When a person only has stubble in the mustache region of the face and/or when someone is in pre-mustache but post clean-shaven stage.

Girl One: That guy is way cute!
Girl Two: Yeah, but he's got a nasty stubblestache goin' on.

by original-sarah-face March 22, 2011