Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

Squirker

Slang for a water spray bottle, customarily used by rural Hispanic families in Uvalde TX.

Can you hand me the squirker, I need to refill it with cleaning solution?

by Jimbo slice2022 October 14, 2022

Squirtle

A player so bad at TWDS he just wants commendation points and doesn't care about his clan

Fuck him, he is doing a squirtle getting to that camp early

by RescueRick November 14, 2022

Squirtle (GPO)

Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.

Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.

by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023

Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirgle

To shift side to side moving oneself in a direction. To rotate to a different axes from another. To constantly squirm about moving to one place to another.

Please kid squirgle over a bit.

I squirgled myself into a bad situation.

Quit squirgling around and sit still.

by xlioilx4 June 15, 2023