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No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September
Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.
by Spicy McBoii November 6, 2017
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Squirt Gun Jelly

Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!
by GReddyTalon September 7, 2018
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Oompa Squirt

when an Oompa Loompa is a little bit clogged up, so one must anally punish them til the point that they shit cum and poo at the same time.
“Wow Jimmy, that was quite the Oompa Squirt right there, how’d you get so good at it?”
by HorseCock69 April 16, 2019
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squirt dimples

Squirter dimples also known as the ‘dimples of Venus‘ (Venus was the Roman God of beauty) are one of the ‘tell tale’ signs that you could have an easily orgasmic woman on your hands and it should be easy to to make her squirt.

It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.

Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.

That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
Have you ever heard of squirt dimples? Let me show you ... 💦💦💦
by The O.G. Dimpps April 19, 2019
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Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.
I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.
by Kerplah July 8, 2014
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take a squirt

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt
by ssssifu January 19, 2011
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Squink

An Astonishingly annoying and retarded fuck who lacks all motor skill and is too much of a vegetable to complete basic task.
"have you seen that Jordan kid. I wanna turn that little squink into a human dart board"
by YungCunt October 29, 2019
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