The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.
Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011
Get the chocolate squeegee mug.Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.
I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!
by Toby Shephard March 2, 2008
Get the west philly squeegie mug.Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”
"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
by Toto106 April 9, 2010
Get the Squeegee Sex mug.Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.
1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.
by J. wolfy November 8, 2008
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