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Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”
by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023
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Jizz Squeezers

Female breasts, specifically those large enough to accomplish ejaculation (the "jizz") through the act of tittyfucking (the "squeezing".
Check out the jizz squeezers on the chick in the red bikini! WOW!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick
Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.
by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023
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canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance
damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.
by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023
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Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.
Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.
by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024
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Julius Squeezer

When a male appendage is squeezed inside a woman's hooha. This is caused by the female applying controlled muscular pressure inside her vaginal walls gripping the willie with grotesque force, also known as "gorilla grip."
Babe! Can you give me the Julius Squeezer when we fuck tonight?
by juliusSqueezer April 21, 2024
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Ball Squeezer

A Man who does not use the act masturbation so instead he squeezes his testicles until he gets an erection. once he gets an erection he proceeds to then go to sleep.
this guy dosent nut, he is a ball squeezer
by Anonymoususer67 November 6, 2025
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