squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

by Tubzilla December 17, 2008

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

by RZM007 July 23, 2010

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

squat-spot

anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.

"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"

by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

by efaith December 4, 2019