Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community

Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies

by tampon420 May 17, 2016

Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value

That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass

by Gains Train December 6, 2018

squat stink

An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.

“What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”

by Dangly Dicks March 28, 2022

squat sauce

The act of accidentally defecating (crapping) whilst enjoying sexual intercourse or anal sex.

James was shocked to find his privates marinated in Judy's squat sauce during an intimate lovemaking session.

by crazybaby83 December 19, 2008

squat-cocking

a term used to describe a sexual position,one of the best positions to try

yo marc i tried squat-cocking with that girl last night..damn it was awesome

by christophorus September 3, 2010