spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

spud that g

A greeting, or saying goodbye to your friend and/or someone who is cool.

Spud that g tom
Spud out tom

by MP3 July 25, 2019

spud dialler

A man who constantly plays with his bollocks.

"Get your hand out of your pants you spud dialler."

by SuperKP February 3, 2018

Spud Juggler

A Spud Juggler is someone who is always playing with testicles, this also implies that they are having sex with men!

It can be aimed at both males and females!

Ash- Remember that James from high school?

Andy - Yeah! He was a right Spud Juggler him...

-or-

Ash - I always see Gemma with different men!

Scott - Yeah me too, she is a right Spud Juggler!

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

The Spud Run

To complete a round trip to a food outlet such as a tuckshop/canteen/subway/pizza hut/dominos/donut king/mcdonalds/milk bar/corner store/grocery shop/chinese takeaway outlet or a cheese factory.

I'm going on a spud run to the tuckshop, i'll be back in time to beat up some little kids.

by Smavie April 5, 2004

Spuds deep

During coitus, to have ones phallus inside the young lady as far as it will go.

"I say Frobisher old chap, I spent a delightful evening with Marjorie last night, and to top it off I was spuds deep by 11pm"

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010