spraff

Scottish slang word for talking, chatting, nattering or having a light hearted discussion.

Spraffologist, A person who is good at putting words to music live, improvising words to music on-the-fly not using the original composers lyrics, often just for fun or comedic effect.

The lads were just spraffin..
The guy on the mic was a top Spraffologist.

by Hairy Paul June 7, 2023

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spraff

Somebody who goes out asking others for things like Money, Drugs or cigarettes in a bar spraffing for drinks off others.

That Oli he is such a spraff I've just seen him ask somebody for a bite of their sausage roll

by DontKiss&Tell October 10, 2023

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

Spaff

Another word for seamen

Jimbo left a load of spaff all over the place after a bit of “me” time

by Drillbit69 March 2, 2024

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Spaffwaffle

Someone who likes the sound of their own voice, nonsense lies and repeated mumbo jumbo fall freely from ones mouth with the inability to stop and then it just keeps going because someone some where is watching or listening. Hopefully...

Did you see ( ???) interview the other day what spaffwaffle he was spewing this time.

by Rainyrainbow February 15, 2025