black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.

guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!

by runte November 14, 2020

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

scatterbrained

The inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. Often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.

I don't know what happened last night, but i sure as hell am feeling scatterbrained this morning!

by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004

Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.

There he goes satterfielding again!

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

Scatterlogical

In no particular order, in random sequence.

The names I will be calling will be in scatterlogical order

by someone elses name not being u February 24, 2012

Helicopter Splatter

A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.

Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.

Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.

Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004