Slothosauras

a slothosauras is someone who is lazy, and spends a lot of time playing Xbox. a slothosauras is also used to describe someone who is on the computer constantly.

*convo on aim*
paula: hey what's up?
andrew: nothing, just Xbox =D
paula: again?! jeeze you're such a slothosauras

by whattoast! February 24, 2008

Slothic

A person who tends to talk, move, think and general do everything in their lives slowly.

My friend Brad does things at his own pace, he is always late for everything, some would call him slothic.

by Congachild May 15, 2010

slothtastic

Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.

E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!

by natenoged June 22, 2012

Sloth-ass nigga

A person who smokes so much weed that they have found themselves in a negative cycle, consisting of smoking weed/oil, eating, masturbating, and watching Japanese anime. Many sloth ass niggas are very pale due to staying inside most of the time. Usually sloth ass niggas are found leeching off their friends and families resources, as they do not work and therefore cannot support themselves. This can put a stress on the domestic life of those close to a Sloth-ass nigga.

Hey yo man have you seen Jared lately? That dude owes me 20 bucks..
Nah man... But I heard he has been straight squatting at his moms for a week.
Man, that dude has become a real Sloth-ass nigga.

by tymega February 18, 2015

Slothbian

Slow moving, prude lesbian

I have hung out with Trisha 4 fucking times and have only made it to first base. Trisha is being a real slothbian.

by Falcon Wolf October 26, 2016

Smooth, Trim or Full On

The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.

Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.

Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.

Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.

Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.

For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.

I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.

Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018

Slothy Drunk

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020