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Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.
Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.
by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003
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Soap Dodger

A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.
Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.
by rolfharris February 27, 2010
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Dropping the soap

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) Having a lot of sexual intercourse with a lot of different persons.
2) Being situated in a risky situation, where one mistake can be fatal.
(Literal Meanig:)
Dropping the soap in prison. When you drop the soap in prison and you pick it up, you're bending over, which is the perfect oppertunity for your fellow prisoners to take you from behind and penetrate you in an unpleasant way.
(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) You're dropping the soap a lot lately, stop being so slutty!
2) Please help me! If i drop the soap now, im screwed!
by urban Godfather December 30, 2014
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Soap-com

A situation comedy that revolves around a continuing storyline. Example include "Arrested Development" and "My Name is Earl."
"Did you see "The Life of Steve" last night?"
"No, I don't watch it."
"Oh."
"Would I understand it if I started watching?"
"Doubt it, it's a soap-com."
by Brody K. December 25, 2006
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Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
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snatch soap

It is soap used primarily for de-funking ones snatch. It can be used in conjunction with other soaps to remove the spicy nature of ones undercarriage.
Damn! Did you use that snatch soap?
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Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.
My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
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