super shocker

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.

I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

crimson shocker

When you are banging a chick on her period, then suddenly pull out and jam it in her ass.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a crimson shocker

by Flander January 27, 2006

Afghanie Shocker

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.

Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!

by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009

cracker snacker

An African-American(Male or Female) that date and or gets pleasure with light colored people aka caucasian people.

Tineka-Girl I didn't know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum.
Quashaunda- Bitch, where you been, he's always been a cracker snacker, he don't like chocolate milk.
Tineka- Heffa I thought about bein' a cracka snacka, I'm terred of ghetto, ass niggas hoe k!
Quashaunda- Gurl, I uhhhgreee, but I will cut yo ass if you talk to me like that again.

by Whooty36/24/48 August 10, 2010

what a shocker

phrase denoting utmost surprise at a certain event or happening. can also be used as sarcasm.

"dammit my car just got stolen"
"what a shocker"

by Stuart Sutton November 22, 2007

yard snicker

dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling

I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!

by cornfritter December 3, 2010

Snicker Bocker

When a girl sticks a snickers up her vagina and lets it melt. Then a boy licks it clean.

Jon: What did you two do last night?

Ryan: We had a Snicker Bocker.

Jon: No way? Who with.

Ryan: Meagan.

by adog69 May 11, 2011