smoking

A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.

I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.

by exsmoker March 18, 2009

Smoking That Gas

Smoking marijuana (weed)

Guy 1: Bro I'm so high I've been smoking that gas
Guy 2: Wtf is that
Guy 1: I've been smoking weed

by Onnie.Wavy June 13, 2016

Smodnoc

Condoms spelled backwards.

If you don't want others around knowing you are saying condoms, say smodnoc.

by Bethakat February 11, 2010

smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010

pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

by kirby April 21, 2004

smoking

Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.

Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.

by Love Apple September 22, 2005