Sleep

What you do during school

Normal people At school: *learn*
Me: * sleeps through entire lesson*

by Astaroth.axxe February 2, 2016

sleep

you say your going to sleep when really your going to sit on your phone for an hour.

im going to sleep

by hailieiy November 9, 2018

Sleep

A state of consciousness in which the nervous system is inactive, usually deprived or overused.

Will you shut up so I can get some sleep?

by (◉ᴥ◉) June 14, 2018

Sleep

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not

by jeef1012 January 30, 2019

Sleep

The main reason you’re late to school or work 24/7.

I should have gone to sleep earlier, now I’m late for work!

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

Sleep

Dying for a short period of time.

Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?

by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019

Sleep

For the weak

Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"

by Itsahumaniam November 9, 2019