poo share

To have two people pull down their pants, put their bums together and repeatedly poo in each others bum.

Sally: I wanna do a poo in your ass then have you poo it back into mine
Joe: Oh so you wanna poo share

by Auldy March 12, 2008

Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

Share a tent

A way of saying two people (usually of the same sex) had sex but it has to be kept secret

Person 1: Julius Caesar and Vercingetorix share a tent
Person 2: yeah the one in their shorts

by Don’t use your real name 101 February 20, 2021

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023