sham wow

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome

1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.

by joeyg731 February 24, 2010

Sham-blue

Feeling so self conscious and depressed about it that you feel like a whale swimming in a sea of sadness

Hannah: I'm so sad. I don't want to move.

Jolene: Don't be sham-blue. You are so loved.

by Quku June 28, 2019

Sham on

To leave a place or a person in a place

"Well guys, I must sham on"

by Linz September 17, 2004

sham wow now

a song from youtube by josh(or on youtube hes called thecomputernerd01)
a parody of "boom boom pow" by the black eyed peas
the songs is really funny..if you like random.....XD lol

lyrics:

gotta get that(x3)
gotta get-t-t-t-t that that that, that that
sham wow now
gotta get that , sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

yo i got this wig it really smells you can keep it
im up to 20 pounds
i got my sham wow now with my bar of soap
i got two light blubs in my hand, nest level super mario bros
i got that sham wow now
i like to lick that sham wow now

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

im on that sham wow guy, yall here that cow go"moooooo"
my sham wow soaks up water fast, it also soaks up ur FACE!
Im stuck inside this rubber tube, gonna freack out" weres my sham wow?"
im on my favorite tree, kinda look like a bum-ble-bee

ima beast when you use sham wow, into the bush i almost died!!
greener smaller fatter older, nail clipping, ima baller
cuz we got the bowl of water, we got a sham wow NOW!
it soaks up all the water...well thats what the commercial said

oooohh

people in this bathroom, if u wanna soak up water-er-er*guy shakes head*
put ur sunglasses on, ima about to eat a cookie, heres ur sham wow

i be cleanin my feet, i be cleaning my feet

here we go,here we go,orange or purple, yall getten soaked wit the SHAM WOW!
i drin lots of liquids every day, it makes me wanna say SHAM WOW!
eating chips wit the SHAM WOW, on the toilet with the.......
*points to sham wow guy* this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea(lol it shows a can of peas..the vegtable)
this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

by the world may never know..... July 8, 2009

Sham [chav]

A term largely used in the Rep. of Ireland to refer to a young member of the working class.
"Sham" is the Irish term for the British term "chav".
A sham is characterised by attire such as tracksuits (the whiter the better), baseball caps on very back of head, hooded jumpers (with hood worn on head), tops with horizontal stripes, Ben Sherman & Burberry articles, tight haircuts, plenty of big jewellery (especially gold), excessive rings on fingers, tatoos on hands, lack of intelligence, unemployment, incomprehendable accents, drug/alcohol abuse, antisocial behaviour, casual violence, incest, rape, petty theft and general crime.
"Sham / Chav culture" is growing quickly in the UK / IRL.
Term used by shams to refer to one another, similar to the way the token young black male calls others "nigga".
Basically the scum of the scum.

"Lock your door, chief. There are shams hanging around"
"Man, you look a right sham chav with that cap on your head"

by Arto Del Funko April 11, 2007

Sham Shot

When syndicates or scammers set up bogus vaccination camps to charge both rich and poor unsuspected folks for injecting them with a saline solution instead of the locally approved coronavirus vaccine.

After feeling drowsy and having discomfort in her arm, Devi suspected that she might have been administered a sham shot.

by MathPlus June 26, 2021

sham on motha fucka

can be used in any situation good or bad to highlight the importance!
(only to be used on holiday)

he said 'yes' and i said 'sham on motha fucka'

by deb.b July 23, 2003