by stater May 15, 2008
Get the schmitzin' it mug.The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
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Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.
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Get the Shmidt mug.Schwidt: An extremely disgusting scat-based act of love involving having two men or women, or a man and a woman, or two transvestites, placing their anuses up against each other. One then defecates into the others anus. The person who receives the excrement then holds the excrement in their anus for a short period of time before defecating the excrement back out. The two partakers in the act then eat the excrement together.
Yo, my friend just showed me this video last night. It was disgusting. These two people had a schwidt together. That shit blew two girls one cup out of the water on the barf-o-meter!
by TheSpawnKillingClutchMaster January 22, 2011
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by .keli. December 16, 2008
Get the Schmid-E mug.A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.
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