schlorp

A technique Dave uses to impress other developers.

Everybody seems really impressed with Dave's ability to schlorp.

by schlorpstubs September 5, 2017

schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011

schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.

Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

schlop puppy

Steven Clifford

My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.

by Josh Stevens February 9, 2004

Schlimpy

1. First name of the King of the magic pixies, who has killed many-a-shoe with his magic buttons. He gave the name 'Yeffince' to the famous explorer.
2. Noun which originates from a forced labour camp on the moon. Used commonly (cough, cough) to describe small people.

"I'm sorry, Schlimpy, but your pixie magic won't work on me."
"Schlimpy, you're very... small. VERY small. You're a teeny, tiny... thing."

by Yeffin, master of rice October 7, 2005