Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schläppcident

When you wear slippers and accidentally stumble.

Maren: "Hey girl, what the fuck just happened?"
Felizitas: "I just had an Schläppcident"
Maren: "That's bananas, you have to be more careful, babe"

by qwerasdfnull May 13, 2021

schlarpet

Just a Schlatt carpet

Greg- “Bro nice carpet!”
Ronald-“that’s not just a carpet it’s a schlarpet”

by Rammie_69 May 22, 2022

Schlayter

A Hood rockstar that does music such as trap music

He tryna Schlayter it down in my block

by Soulless nigga May 24, 2022

Schlappy

When a closeted gay man has a few drinks and his true homosexual urges explode in a sloppy and grabby display.

Mitch was a manly man, he owned big guns, drove a big truck, and loved the flag, but after downing a few he’d swap his Natural Lights for Mint Juleps and enjoyed getting schlappy with area twinks.

by Tank Utley January 6, 2023

Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission

The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023

Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023