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roach

The small bit of marijuanna and brown resinated paper left after smoking a joint. Can be used to make second generation joints made from all roaches, smoked during times of dryness, or saved for a pipe.
After you smoke a joint you are left with a ROACH.
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Roach Revenge

i.e. When one attempts to kill a roach and fails.

After this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks "oh well..." and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.

A few moments later, you're chillaxin' and it's business as usual. Then, like a freakish bat out of hell, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your ass and jumps ALL UP on YOU! and crawls ALL over your SHIT! and your just RUNNIN' AROUND whilst SMACKING yourself in an attempt to KNOCK it off! AND ALL HELLFIRE BREAKS LOOSE AND HOLY FUCK!!!
Marty: (Stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) ... Bastard got away.
Michael: Don't kill roaches.
Marty: Why, cuz they'll come back to get me... (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
Micheal: (Moments later) Roach revenge mofos! ON YOUR SIX MATAY!
Marty: (Frantic as the roach climbs his leg) Huh... Shitfire! Get it off me! HUAAHHHHH!
Micheal: What'd fuck I tell you?
Marty: Shut up.
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Rotchy

A typical New Jersey native, with slicked back red hair. Tends to drink to excess and is very social. Tends to win in any argument, even if wrong. Often found wearing a backwards cap, shorts that are too small, and sandals. Behavior also can be described as: just rotchin' around.
Look at that Rotchy!

Holy Crap, What a Rotchy!

Well, You are just a Rotchy...

Yo Man What you Up to? Nothing bro, Just rotchin' around.
by Sizré June 2, 2008
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roachstorm

Rushing a large number of Roaches in Starcraft 2. A spiky black stormcloud of death.

Also known as "Captain Roach".
20 roaches versus 10 marines and 5 marauders behind a supply depot. The Terran was roachstormed.
by leetkr3w October 25, 2010
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Roachpop

The sound that arises when you step on a huge cockroach. It's technically the sound of the roach's skin breaking under the pressure of it's innards being forced outward by your shoe. This happens best with the huge (German) cockroaches you see on warm summer nights in the southern United States.
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I stepped on that roach and it made a popping sound!
Person 2: Oh yeah that's roachpop.
by lukeamotion June 19, 2013
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Roach Motel

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.
by Teve Torbes March 13, 2008
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roach rocket

noun - a device used to put a roach in to take your high to a new level...typiaclly makers of the device use a lighter to burn 2 round shaped hole to fit your roach in the other for a carb you stick your roach in one hole your finger covering the carb remove top of water bottle light roach and suck wind

prepare to ride the roach rocket to outer space

-disclaimer- unfortunally do to the new "eco friedly" water bottles suction is more diffucuist requires a larger carb and virtauly no air to enter the bottle difficult but do able
tom : yo clip thats shit and shove it in the roach rocket
paul: ight son you ready to fly
Conducter : ALL ABOARD LAST CALL FOR THE ROACH ROCKET
tom :ight son lets raise up i dont think we can get much higher but we out
paul: dippen like a frog
paul: shit son were folded like napkins
tom: you konwwww ittt
by Paulmagic March 5, 2008
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