Bowel Rejection

When you get that feeling you really need to shit but you've been sitting on the toilet for an hour or more and nothing comes out.

Dude, i tried taking a shit yesterday, but i got a Bowel Rejection instead.

by What_was_taken November 27, 2021

Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.

by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019

repeating definitions

When a n00b gets impatient and sends in the same definition multiple times. They think that it will appear on Urban Dictionary faster. The faster it is posted, the faster they can show off to their n00b friends.

"Hey Schblade!"
"Schiggity-schiggity schwat?"
"I looked up 'Boo boo kitty fuck' on UD and there was 3 repeating defintions for it! How in the hell?"
"It is because they are n00bs."

by andr0oz13 December 8, 2003

Facebook rejection

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.

Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."

by equestrienne January 2, 2012

Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.

Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019

lowkey relantionship

when you don't want people to know, nothing serious.

let's have a lowkey relantionship 😘

by whyhim January 3, 2017

Respection

How Don King says respect.

This here is the most splendiforous magnanimous boxer of all time, and he deserves your respection.

by KanadaJayhawk November 25, 2014