SMUGGLIN' RAISINS

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!

Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!

by weave December 5, 2003

Hairy Raisin

The nut sack without the testicles inside it, either missing or pushed up towards the stomach.

Woman: Where's your balls?
Man: I don't have any.
Woman: haha you have a hairy raisin.

by One and only Dutch Rudder July 2, 2009

butt raisin

That unfortunate small bit of poo that gets stuck in your crack. It's missed in the general wipe/cleansing process but ultimately is discovered due to it's odor.

Sometimes the only poo that comes out when constipated, little bits.

I'm so constipated all I can pass is butt raisins.

by Southern Cook again January 16, 2009

raising the mast

Having an erection while in the pool; generally when swimming backstroke or floating on your back. This gives the image of a ship's mast going up.

You can also say that somebody "has their mast raised".

Bob- "Hey, see that guy raising the mast out in the pool?!"
Joe- "Oh, damn!"

Will- "Hey dude, go raise your mast. There are a bunch of chicks here who would love to see that."
Chuck- " No way man. You'll probably start taking pictures!"

by swimmer94 June 6, 2009

Raisin Fetish

When 2 or more individuals have excessive amounts of sex in a shower, bath tub, dank cave, or other distinctly moist area. One or both of the individuals will become extremely "pruney" and wrinkled. If the sex continues, either one, or both of the individuals is said to have a raisin fetish.

Dude: We've been in the shower a while, huh?

Chick: Yeah, I'm all pruney!

Dude: Like a raisin! I'm boning a raisin! This is so wrong... but so hot... I have a raisin fetish!

Chick: "OOOhhHHhhOoooHHoooOOohhh, I'm A RAAAAAIISSIIIN"

by Lordtodd May 2, 2012

Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

by ThisIsAUsername January 4, 2019

Raylin

Irresistible to dominic can make dominic cum when ever where ever how ever why ever but dominic makes raylin just as horny raylin is the sexiest with the perfect body and ass feet best sex ever best head ever these two particular raylin and dominic are irresistible to each other raylin Is a cock worshipping throat goddess for dominic she is one of the sexiest women with the perfect body who is a cock munching butt slut for dominic’s hard throbbing cock best head ever best sex ever gives dominic the best foot jobs ever too down when ever and where ever and how ever or why ever

Damn raylin you need therapy

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 June 22, 2022